I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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