Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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