Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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