Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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