whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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