I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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