Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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