you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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