I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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