Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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