Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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