how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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