my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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