Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Randomize
