you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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