Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I touched a dick in church today
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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