At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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