What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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