she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just found a bag of teeth...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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