Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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