just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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