somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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