Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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