Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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