Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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