Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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