I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Randomize
