yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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