I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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