What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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