Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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