i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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