Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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