i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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