Having a random hookup so left but love u
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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