Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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