So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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