And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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