the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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