Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Randomize