The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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