So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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