why didn't you poke me back
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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