Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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