Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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