If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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