just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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