let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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