im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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