You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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