The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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He felt like a one man threesome
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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